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Cask of Fuckery
Disney Plot twist.
- Aladdin:
- "Aaayy Guh let me show you the world..."
- Jasmine:
- "NIGGA PLEASE. Get out my face smelling like curry."
- John Smith:
- What kind of name is Pocahantas?"
- Pocahantas:
- "NIGGA what kind of name is JOHN SMITH?!"
- Cinderella:
- Am I on drugs? These glass slippers are uncomfortable AS FUCK."
- Fairy Godmother:
- "Yes. You are actually on drugs."
- Mulan:
- Yo...I can't believe these niggas really think I'm a dude.
- Hunchback:
- " Aaayy guh let get that pussy."
- Esmerelda:
- "Ummm GET YO CREEPY ASS OUT MY FACE."
- Simba:
- "Uncle Scar how come you never get no pussy?"
- Scar:
- "Fuck you lil nigga I'm kill yo daddy."
- Snow white:
- "Man these lil dwarves is thirsty as fuck."
- Max:
- "Dad we should totally go on a road trip to L.A"
- Goofy:
- "Nigga you gon pay for gas?"
- Donald:
- "asfnoacnoofioiefnwoenc"
- Mickey:
- "NIGGA what the FUCK are you saying?"
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
LMFAO
May the 4th be with you!
(Source: jacknicholson)
